A catering company brought these little green vegan cookies by my office today. I realize now that I should’ve added something for scale (has years of trolling Craigslist’s Casual Encounters taught me nothing – KIDDING), but lets just say it was about the size of an Oreo. It was weird, though. Not bad, but not exactly good, either. It looked like a tiny hamburger made from Soylent Green, but that’s obviously not possibly, since Soylent Green isn’t vegan! That said, I probably would’ve eaten about 20 more.
